morons & retards and fish, oh my!!

I decided to play the $3 (2k guaranteed) freezeout on blonde this afternoon and got off to a good start when I had KK first hand. A retard who limped utg+1 and then called my 24o raise re-raised me all in on the 442 flop with 53 for an open ended straight draw. How i laughed when the turn bought me the K for a full house and even louder when the donk hit his A for a river straight looooooool. I mean it wasnt even a re-buy and to limp UTG+1 with 53 and then call a 240 raise.....what planet are these morons on and thank christ he got exactly what he deserved!

Dealer: Starting a new hand (#1755420993)
Dealer: minec posts Small Blind 10
Dealer: richmagpies1862 posts Big Blind 20
Dealer: Dealing cards
Dealer: Your cards Kh Kd
Dealer: TheScarmaker folds
Dealer: guile85 calls 20
Dealer: GoliathREB folds
Dealer: frenk58 calls 20
Dealer: kcsaba17 calls 20
Dealer: Marcel84 calls 20
Dealer: tabler666 folds
Dealer: mrmickemellt folds
Dealer: minec calls 10
Dealer: richmagpies1862 raises to 240
Dealer: guile85 folds
Dealer: frenk58 calls 220
Dealer: kcsaba17 folds
Dealer: Marcel84 folds
Dealer: minec folds
Dealer: Dealing Flop2s 4d 2c
Dealer: richmagpies1862 bets 560
Dealer: frenk58 raises to 1,260
Dealer: richmagpies1862 goes All-in 700
Dealer: Dealing Turn2s 4d 2c Ks
Dealer: Dealing River2s 4d 2c Ks Ad
Dealer: richmagpies1862 shows Full houseKh Kd
Dealer: frenk58 shows Straight5d 3d
Dealer: richmagpies1862 wins with Full house2s 2c Kd Kh Ks 3,080
Dealer: richmagpies1862 wins with Full house2s 2c Kd Kh Ks 3,080
Dealer: frenk58 has finished tournament in 652. place

Well that was about the highlight as I never got a hand after that but witnessed some truly awful play. The end came with the predictability of a something really predictable (can't think of an example lol) when I pushed with AQ on the button for about 2k which was about 6 big blinds after there was 1 limper utg. The blinds folded and of course mr. limper called for half his stack with the mighty A9 off so he was miles behind and deservedly so...I mean how can you not get away from A9 utg after limping...if your gonna play rubbish at least raise and try to win rather than playing like a complete weak fish...what a moron....howver the RNG saw fit to reward the retard with a 9 on the flop and I'm gone in 165th. But as someone once said these are the kind of morons you want to play against and I would take the call every time!